The Cookie that Never Crumbled... DUN DUN DUN~

We are what we are, even masks can not change everything.
~ 20 ~ Lesbian ~ Liberator of Milk Crates ~ Dream Adventurer ~ Futon Captain~

April 21, 2014 8:32 am

gallifrey-feels:

frosidon:

chalkandwater:

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

(via bagleworm)

8:31 am

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

(via killerkranberry)

8:30 am

mayakern:

seasonal fashion according to me

god i hate summer

(via bagleworm)

8:29 am
blackwingedheaven:

It’s not a surprise, asshole. I mean, unless you’re really blazed.

blackwingedheaven:

It’s not a surprise, asshole. I mean, unless you’re really blazed.

(Source: memewhore)

7:56 am

dcmagic:

Batman scares me sometimes…

And then… takes his girl out for ice cream

WTF

(via alphacomics)

7:56 am

Wait a minute. I have super-powers. I saved somebody’s life on Friday. "I am 911!”

Ms. Marvel #03

(Source: starlorrd, via incognitomoustache)

7:55 am

lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

(via nanoklik)

7:54 am 7:53 am

radiomaru:

marsicistic:

Sexy phase at Wondercon today!!
Roxy Richter - marsicistic
Ramona Flowers - kisstini
radiomaru :)

ahaha these guys tagged me in their tumblr post. great cosplays

7:53 am

ofools:

Watch me paint a creepy zombie monster thing and this chick’s hair in totally real time (I work at the speed of light)